December 2008
If you read one last thing in 2008… →
…make it Willem Buiter’s Boxing Day post on the FT’s maverecon blog. Probably the most damning piece ever written about this - or any other - government. Spectacular.
It’s foolish to “pick” a…
*sighs* →
The American republic is now so toxic, Presidents are mired in scandal even before they take office.
Have an hour to spare. Will do some photography post-pdtn work. Need to back up stuff too. My SDs are full.
Urggh. Lots of awfully composed Xmas day present unboxing shots.
Just finished preparing cottage pie for today. Carrots, mushrooms, mince and garlic all cooking. Potatoes on. Coffee time.
I’ve decided I’m going to be the country’s moral dictator. I’ll decide the way forward. Thank you.
As the country’s new *moral dictator*, expect my stock response to major outrages to be: “get a sense of humour, sad-sack. Now shove off.”
Israel citizens living in illegal settlements. 1966 0
1972 10,608
1983 106,595
1993 281,800
2004 441,165
2006 484,562
Kids up. Fed. Dressed. Now having a coffee before taking them for a lovely christmas injection.
Oh Dizzy you’re just too fucking clever for us plebs. http://is.gd/e3MP Cunt.
Just watching Charlie Brooker. Can’t believe I missed Noel’s HQ. WTF??? http://is.gd/e30O
Blog Lists: Ten things on TV that aren’t wank http://is.gd/dhPq
Lessons in life: Never trust a man with two broken hands.
Heh. Just realised that the BBC iPlayer Mac software volume selector goes from 0-11. Epic.
Thinking about starting my West Wing boxset.
Lists: Ten things on TV that aren’t wank →
I was challenged, so…
Ten things on TV that aren’t wank
1. South Park
2. The Wire
3. The X Factor (Mock me. I don’t care)*
4. Stephen Fry
5. Top Gear (yeah, I know it’s fake)
6….
Man this looks so cool http://is.gd/e26n
Make pefect potato pancakes http://is.gd/e2aD
You know what, I’m just gonna stick with twitterific.
Like I give a fuck http://is.gd/e2cG
Okay, tweetdeck now has a spellchecker. I can give it a proper go.
Anyone else enjoy configuring luxury cars on their sites?
Blog Lists: Ten things a gentleman must have http://is.gd/dXXW
From clement to furious in 30-seconds. I’m quick.
Blog Lists: Ten things on TV that are wank http://is.gd/dYeD
Lists: Ten things on TV that are wank →
Ten things on TV that are wank…
1. The One Show
2. Soaps, especially depressing ones (which is all of them)
3. Anything starting with the word “Celebrity…”
4. Mark [fucking] Lawrenson
5….
Lists: Ten iconic videogames →
Ten iconic videogames…
1. Pacman
2. Missile Command/Space Invaders
3. Paperboy
4. Pole Position
5. Super Mario
6. Final Fantasy
7. Doom
8. Resident Evil
9. Gran Turismo
10. Grand Theft…
Lists: Ten iconic videogames →
Ten iconic videogames…
1. Pacman
2. Missile Command/Space Invaders
3. Paperboy
4. Pole Position
5. Super Mario
6. Final Fantasy
7. Doom
8. Resident Evil
9. Gran Turismo
10. Grand Theft…
1 cup of black tea + two poached eggs + salt + white pepper + two buttered and toasted slices of wholemeal bread = breakfast heaven
Morning twitterfolk.
I love white pepper with eggs. Black pepper should doesn’t cut it.
Back in situ - i.e. in front of my mac. Been a killer of a few days. Only problem is I’ve started today with a hangover. Beer sucks. :o(
All I wanted for Christmas was a sweater with the word “COACH” on the front.
It was that or life-insurance fraud.
Lists: Ten things a gentleman must have →
Ten things a gentleman must have
1. A sensible leather belt
2. A drivers licence (whether he uses it or not)
3. A good watch (from a watchmaker, not a clothing company)
4. A penknife
5. A…
Loving the iPlayer on Mac… :o)))
Just installed the BBC iPlayer to my Mac (via Adobe Air). Downloading Top Gear. Finally, I can rediscover TV.
Not normally a fan of chicken, at all. But my wife is makes an excellent stew.
Jesus, some people make their WordPress stylesheets confusing. *scratches head*
Off to bed. Early start.
I don’t get my presents until after a 4pm lunch. But I have time to play xbox now. I’m playing old games, when I have new ones metres away
Merry Christmas twitterfolk. Love. Peace.
Drinking coffee to try and perk myself up for a session of vodka and giggles with the wife.
Zombies a-go-go from tomorrow…. Braaaaiiiiinnnnss!
Merry Christmas →
…and here’s hoping that 2009 is kinder to us all than 2008 has been.
Love and peace.
What the hell is wrong with you? Are you bat-shit crazy or just thick as shit? http://is.gd/dhPq
David Cameron is soft →
Slippery Dave likes to play the tough-guy at PMQs, but as Stephen Tall points out, when it comes to the crunch the guy’s got no balls.
Is this Janus-faced empty vessel really going to become the…
Do the sheep have teeth? →
I’ve just read Justin’s piece on the bailiffs story. I feel I need to revisit the issue as I don’t think I was pissed-off anything like enough the first time.
Also, check out the reader…
As a punishment to my daughter, I just fed her a bowl of Campbells meatballs. It’s true, I’m a vindictive bastard.
It’s 4am. I’ve been awake an hour. Haven’t had a decent night’s sleep in weeks. My daughter used 2 sleep through the night. We’re regressing